FAQs: Fundamentally Answerable Queries
Here are some useful bits of information.
How does it work?
We design it, you like it, want it, buy it and then someone sends it to you. We think this is a pretty great system.
What t-shirts do you use?
Nice ones and since it's pretty much all we wear, the shirts have to feel good. We've become experts over the years, and we gotta go with Bella + Canvas, the occasional Next Level. Soft, well-fitting, quality shirts. Did we mention how thin you will look? Not that that matters. You're beautiful. Seriously, you're very attractive JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
Should I get vaccinated?
Oh my f*cking god, get the f*cking vaccine already you f*cking f*cks.
When will I receive my order?
Checkout today to receive your order within 7-10 working days. Maybe there'll be a delay, maybe there won't be. Roll that dice.
Cryptocurrency, WTF? Can you explain it to me?
I don't really get it either, but I asked the internet for you.
Why don't you have free shipping?
It's not in our best interest. We might surprise you and offer that every now and then, so it's best to be on our mailing list.
What's the best breakfast recipe?
How is this a question? It's very obviously Hawaiian Spam Musubi. Don't forget the tamagoyaki.
I’ve got questions about the artwork?
Don't worry about it. We designed it so you don't have to. It's like super easy...for you. And if you don't like anything here, don't buy it. Crisis, averted.
What hoodies do you use?
Good, warm, comfy ones, obvs.
Will things go back to normal anytime soon?
No, they will not.