Some days the news is too much. Some weeks the news is too much. Some entire years are too much. This shirt doesn't fix any of that but it does accurately describe it. Multiple colors, because even when everything is garbage you still get to pick.
The practical stuff
100% combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz) — the soft kind, not the scratchy souvenir-shop kind. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, unisex fit that runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up.
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Length (in)
28
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32
Width (in)
18
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26
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low.
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